The Great Starbucks Coffee Mystery

And now this...
We still visit our local Starbucks establishment to buy those truly yummy pastries that they don't make. So, we imagine that this saga will never end until the Starbucks myth finally explodes, Starbucks finds themselves horribly over-extended, and they end up closing two-thirds of their stores across the country. (Trust me, this WILL happen. I may not live to see it, but it WILL happen.)
So, what happened next? They got this new guy. He looks like a cross between a pit bull and Newt Gingrich. He's a real loud mouth who insists on shouting across the store at his regular customers. Apparently he doesn't realize that those of us standing in line don't really want to listen to his half of the conversation. Well, he had been making some of their Crappucino, er, Frappucino frozen coffee thingy and he had a little left over in the blender. So he starts pouring the extra into little sample cups and offered them to a few of the customers in the store. So far, so good. But then, one of the customers walks across the store, sits down and starts to sample her free sample. This new guy shouts across the store at her (really, we think it was "at her", not "to her") "And remember, there's no fat in that! You think about that while you drink it!"
Whoa! Yes sir! Boot camp, anyone?

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