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The Colonel's Jeep Driver

Want the real poop on the Mars landing? Alien conspiracy theories? Starbucks coffee? Come to the best source of information on the Web, The Colonel's Jeep Driver!

The Starbucks Free Speech Campaign

This started out as the Great Starbucks Coffee Mystery. That is until jack-booted email thugs started telling us that we couldn't have negative opinions about Starbucks. Why is everyone so gaga over Starbucks coffee? It's a mystery to us! And why do they want to gag people with negative opinions of Starbucks coffee? Come join the fight against those who would prevent you from having negative opinions of Starbucks Coffee on the Internet!

The Baseball Collection

  • Commentary: An Argument Against Corporate Ownership
  • Baseball in the Triangle Region of North Carolina
  • Baseball Essays
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  • Baseball Shrine to Yogi Berra
  • Joe Jackson Belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame
  • Remove Charles Comiskey from the Baseball Hall of Fame
  • Baseball Links


Chef Doug -- World renowned amateur chef, Chef Doug (of Chez Doug fame), shares with you his secrets. Enjoy the culinary delicacy that will sweep the nation from now until the end of the century, Kedgeree! Learn how to hard cook an egg.

Fanny Bush's Double Entendre Cooking -- Where the recipes reveal the expanse of your thinking. Do you know what Toad In The Hole is? Well then, what about Spotted Dick? We thought that would catch your eye.


Bringing cricket to America! Read about cricket, Donald Bradman, links to cricket sites and the world-famous Devil's Dictionary Of Cricket!

North Carolina Outward Bound School

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